Yelp Buried Your Reviews. Then It Buried Itself.

Somewhere in this city, a restaurant took the shiny red badge Yelp mailed out this year, the one that reads People Love Us on Yelp 2025, and stuck it to the inside of a toilet bowl. Not the front door. Not the register. The bowl. Whoever runs that kitchen wanted the last word on a fifteen-year argument, and they made it without writing a sentence.