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Houston

WHY IT SUCKS

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THIS IS WHY HOUSTON SUCKS. NOTHING HAS EVER LAUNCHED FROM SPACE CITY

Sep 15, 2026

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3 min read

THIS IS WHY HOUSTON SUCKS. NOTHING HAS EVER LAUNCHED FROM SPACE CITY

Nothing has ever launched from Houston, and the line the city built its brand on was never the first word from the moon. The thing it is right about sits unadvertised on Bellaire Boulevard.

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