The Unhealthy Healthy New Yorker
Jan 9, 2026
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4 min read
You spent $40 to have a woman in neon spandex scream at you while your liver is still processing three spicy margaritas and a late-night pierogi.
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You’re out here treating the walk from the L train to the office like it’s the Appalachian Trail but you haven't eaten an actual gram of protein since the Obama administration.
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The citywide “wellness habit” we celebrate even though it’s pure chaos disguised as discipline.
