The Move
Feb 1, 2026
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3 min read
Your choice of carbs exposes your entire personality. And New Yorkers can smell the fraud in three seconds.
Jan 25, 2026
If your whole taco-truck personality is “I get tacos,” you’re missing the entire point of the truck.
Jan 18, 2026
If your ordering strategy starts with TikTok, the aunties already know you’re a liability.
Jan 11, 2026
Skip the “chicken and rice” rookie move and order the way New Yorkers actually do on late nights, lunch breaks, and survival-mode mornings.
Jan 4, 2026
BECs, chopped cheese, SECs — there’s a language here. Speak it or get sighed at by half the morning shift.
Dec 28, 2025
Nom Wah’s English menu is the training wheels version. The real dishes are on the wall, in Chinese, and they’re not waiting for you.
Dec 21, 2025
There’s a rhythm to these places. Learn it, or the señora with the ladle will read your whole résumé.
Dec 10, 2025
Lead with vodka slice energy and the whole shop knows you skipped the entrance exam.
Dec 7, 2025
Skip the $28 hype slice and eat Katz’s the way the cutters, the old-timers, and the real New Yorkers actually do.
